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This past summer, a sex study conducted by researchers in Chicago and Toronto supposedly demonstrated that most of those men calling themselves bisexual respond to sexually-charged visual stimulation more like gay men than straight men. The implication, widely picked up on by both the gay and mainstream press, was that most self-reported bisexual men were either self-deluded or misrepresenting their attractions: “Gay, Straight, or Lying?” as a New York Times op-ed piece put it.

The study involved about one hundred men recruited from ads in gay and “alternative” publications. Study subjects fell into roughly equal thirds: those calling themselves bisexual, gay, or heterosexual. Each participant was hooked up to a penile plethysmograph (to measure any swelling in the penis) and shown a set of short films, including one of two men having sex and one of two women having sex. When researchers toted up their boner stats, they found that most of the bisexual men responded– like gay men– more strongly to the man-on-man erotica than they did to the lesbian action. The researchers, concluded that “it remains to be shown that male bisexuality exists.”

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Many people have noted the methodological shortcomings of the study: participants were drawn largely from responses to ads in gay publications, suggesting that any bi guys recruited thusly might tend toward their homo side, for researchers did not ask for “men equally attracted to men and women.”

But a more fundamental problem lies in one of the lead researcher’s assertion that, “for men, arousal is orientation.”

By that standard, almost all teen boys, erect as often as not, must “sexually oriented” to tight jeans, wrestling, doctor’s visits, and Baywatch re-runs.

Some guys would undoubtedly find films of animals copulating arousing; are all of them closet zoophiles?

What of the one-third of the study participants who had no measurable arousal to any of the films? Do they lack a sexual orientation? And what about the three self-identified gay guys who got chubs watching lezzie action, but didn’t while viewing gay male erotica? If arousal equals orientation, have researchers uncovered three heterosexual men pretending to be gay?

Straight men in the military or prison turn to homosexuality with a gusto that often doesn’t even pretend to need the excuse that exclusive heterosexuality on board ship or behind bars would mean celibacy. They can get aroused and like sex with women, they can get aroused and like sex with men. Many such men report that sex with women is different from sex with men– both are enjoyable, but not interchangeable.

Furthermore, ones sexuality can shift. Many men discover (or develop) only later in life various kinks and quirks that become key parts of their sex life; it is often intellectual intrigue– not an erect penis– that leads guys to explore leather, S&M, piss play, and a whole host of perversions whose nervousness-generating novelty may initially inspire impotence before blooming into a new fetish.

And consider carefully: the majority of preadolescent boys engage in genital sex play, and most of such sexual activity is with other boys; such homosexual activity only stops when adolescence’s rabidly homophobic socialization targets “queer stuff” for ridicule and beating. As adults, many such men may genuinely enjoy sex with women, but may again turn to guys later once their nuptial sex life dries up; rest areas and tea rooms (and now chatrooms, too) are full of married guys looking for man-on-man action. No matter how varied their sexual life history, though, few of these men would ever label themselves “bisexual.”

Whatever labels people choose, or that researchers assign, bisexual behavior is common and widespread. Instead of calling people liars for not fitting into predetermined categories, let’s recognize and celebrate that human sexuality is wondrously diverse.

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Did you know that when-ever cold weather comes around every guys penis shrinks about 1 cm until the weather gets warm again? I believe it’s also because of the outside atmospheric pressure changes tracked by a barometer. It depends on the altitude you are at as well I suppose, there are many varibles. I just thought it was interesting the other day when I read a guys penis will shrink, I wonder if this happens with womens breasts as well.

The weather has been very cold today which is why I thought I should write something about it. I really didn’t feel like showing porn today. So have a great day, check out the free movie galleries on the right. Also at the top right click on “Whack Porn” and there is lots of links you can find there.

Apparently basketball star, Shaquille O’Neal, is looking for another career. Shaq has been in training to be a reserve police officer in the City of Miami where he lives. As he was driving in his car, he witnessed an assult that was preceeded by some anti-gay slurs and broke up the fight.

Miami Heat center Shaquille O’Neal sprang into action last weekend when he saw a man allegedly assault a gay couple.

Around 3 a.m. on Sunday, the 7-foot-1 basketball player was driving in South Beach when he saw a passenger in a car yell anti-gay slurs at the couple before throwing a bottle and hitting one of them.

O’Neal sped after the car, flagging down an officer who later arrested Michael Gonzalez, 18, on charges of aggravated assault and assault with a deadly weapon. The driver of the car was not charged.

The man who was hit with the bottle was not hurt seriously.

O’Neal, who hopes to be a police chief or county sheriff, released a statement about the incident. “For this incident I don’t want to be credited as an individual who does police work. I want to be credited as a Miami Beach police officer.”

Miami police spokesman Robert Hernandez said O’Neal has completed the training to be a reserve officer, but has not taken the state certification exam yet.

“He should be certified any day now,” Hernandez told the Miami Herald. “He’s already been fitted for a uniform.”

“I think he’s a great guy and he was just doing the right thing,” said Cyd Zeigler, co-founder of the LGBT Web site OutSports.

Zeigler says although several athletes have made headlines for making anti-gay slurs, O’Neal has kept a low-profile on LGBT issues. “His attitude about life has always been live and let live and do what you want. He’s a fun-loving guy who’s trying to do the right thing.”

“He exhibited the best qualities of law enforcement: he showed a blind eye,” Zeigler pointed out. “It didn’t matter who was being wronged.”

“We live in a culture where we are still surprised when a heterosexual sports icon steps up for us,” said Shawna Virago, the domestic violence program director of Community United Against Violence. “We can now say, ‘Shaq has our back.’”

Good for you Shaq! And for that, I might actually take up watching basketball!

A Florida man staged a fake anti-gay hate crime in which he set fire to his mobile home and spray painted the words “Die Fag” on the steps. It later came out that he set fire to his own house and spray painted the words himself in order to get insurance money.

In what authorities believe is an apparent insurance scam, a gay man in central Florida is under arrest for staging what originally looked like an anti-gay hate crime.

Polk County fire investigators said Christopher Michael Robertson confessed to setting fire to the mobile home he shared with his partner in Lakeland, Fla., this past July. Robertson confessed while in jail on an unrelated incident.

Back in July, the couple said they had been out shopping and came back to find their burnt home at the King Manor Mobile Home Park. “Die Fag” had allegedly been written on the stairs leading into their home. Several expensive items, including a laptop computer and television, were also missing. At the time the two told police neighbors had harassed them and made anti-gay threats in the past. The two had been living in the mobile home park for about a year and a half.

Upon investigating, fire inspectors did find accelerants at the scene, but they did not know exactly how the fire started. Neighbors interviewed in the investigation said they hadn’t actually seen anyone start the fire, nor had they seen anything unusual at the mobile home.

In the course of investigating the incident, Polk County investigators said Robertson admitted he set the fire because he wanted the insurance money. He also admitted to taking the electronics. Robertson put some items in storage and sold the rest. He filed an insurance claim for the valuables and for the fire on July 25 with Citizen’s Insurance. There is no word on how much he expected to gain from the incident.

People like this should be shot. Hate crimes are not to be taken lightly, there are people out there who have given their life because a person hated them due to their sexual orientation. For this scumbag to fake such a trauma is completely dispicable. I hope he’s in jail for a looooong time!!

A coffee cup featuring a quote from a gay author has been pulled off the shelves of Baylor University, which is a Baptist College.

The Starbucks at Baylor University in Waco, Texas, has pulled coffee cups featuring an author’s quote about growing up gay.

The quote comes from novelist Armistead Maupin, who gained fame through his “Tales of the City” series.

The quote on the cups reads: “My only regret about being gay is that I repressed it for so long. I surrendered my youth to the people I feared when I could have been out there loving someone. Don’t make that mistake yourself. Life’s too damn short.”

Aramark, the dining contractor, pulled the cups from the campus store after an e-mail said the quote was inappropriate at a Baptist university.

Now is that really appropriate? The author was just revealing his feelings and stating a fact, I don’t see where the cup had to be pulled. I’m sure Baylor has some GLBT students, what message is that sending to them? Shame on you Baylor University!

Connecticut is the newest state to offer same-sex civil unions as of October 1st. It seems like all of the states of New England are the first to recognize gay couples’ marital rights. Currently Vermont and Massachusetts have the same laws in place.

HARTFORD, Conn. - Connecticut joins Vermont on Saturday as the only states offering same-sex civil unions, but the day may pass with only a few raised glasses of champagne as the first gay couples exchange vows.

Because Oct. 1 falls on a Saturday, only a handful of town clerks’ offices plan to be open. Gay rights activists know of some planned ceremonies that day — including one officiated by Stamford Mayor Dannel Malloy, who’s running for governor — but don’t know how many couples will race to apply for civil unions.

“Saturday is going to be a landmark day in the civil rights movement in Connecticut,” said state Sen. Andrew McDonald, D-Stamford, one of a handful of openly gay legislators in Connecticut’s General Assembly.

But the law is also creating confusion with some employers who will be required to extend health benefits to same-sex couples.

“I think employers are going to start getting requests (for benefits) as soon as Monday. And they’re not prepared,” said Bruce Barth, an employee benefits attorney at Robinson and Cole in Hartford.

Connecticut’s law passed in April, making it the first state to recognize same-sex unions without court intervention. Laws in Vermont and Massachusetts, which allows gay couples to marry, were created as a result of legal action. In California, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger followed through on his promise Thursday to veto a bill to legalize same-sex marriage.

Connecticut will recognize Vermont’s civil unions but officials are still researching other states’ domestic partnership laws and civil unions granted in foreign countries. But it will not recognize same-sex marriages because its law specifies that marriage is between a man and a woman, a distinction that angers some couples.

Some gay rights activists are pissed that this is not the same thing as a same sex marriage. I tell them “hey at least you’re getting some recognition by the government!”. Now same sex civil union couples will be able to get the same insurance and legal benefits that married couples have enjoyed in the past. Progress is being made, celebrate it don’t criticize it!

A 14 year old girl was expelled from a private Christian school because she has two lesbian mothers. What kind of thing is this to teach our children? The girl is loved, isn’t she? Then what difference does it make! How can adults sleep at night teaching hate to our children!

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ONTARIO, Calif. - A 14-year-old student was expelled from a Christian school because her parents are lesbians, the school’s superintendent said in a letter.

Shay Clark was expelled from Ontario Christian School on Thursday.

“Your family does not meet the policies of admission,” Superintendent Leonard Stob wrote to Tina Clark, the girl’s biological mother.

Stob wrote that school policy requires that at least one parent may not engage in practices “immoral or inconsistent with a positive Christian life style, such as cohabitating without marriage or in a homosexual relationship,” The Los Angeles Times reported in Friday’s edition.

Stob could not be reached for comment by the newspaper. Shay and her parents said they won’t fight the ruling.

School administrators learned of the parents’ relationship this week after Shay was reprimanded for talking to the crowd during a football game, Tina Clark said.

Clark and her partner have been together 22 years and have two other daughters, ages 9 and 19.

Way to go Ontario Christian School. You’ve only proved yourselves to be jackasses, is that a ‘Christian’ thing to do?

A gay legal group called “Lambda Legal” is expressing their concern over newly nominated judge John Roberts as the new Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.

Read all about it:

Lambda Legal came out against the nomination of Judge John Roberts as chief justice of the U.S. Supreme Court on Monday. In a prepared statement, the LGBT community legal advocates said Roberts’ unresponsive answers during three days of Senate hearings left too many open questions.

“Having carefully monitored the testimony during those hearings,” Lambda said, “we have reached the unavoidable conclusion that Judge Roberts, despite being given every opportunity, has failed to demonstrate that he is committed to fairness and equal rights for all Americans.”

Lambda specifically cited the nominee’s failure to comment on whether privacy rights extend to women, gays and other minority groups, as well as his ambiguous position on the power of Congress to outlaw discrimination.

Well, duh! Did they think with an appointment by ultra conservative, George Bush, this guy would be a radical liberal? Times are about to change, my friends. With Bush in the White House for another 4 years, he had the power to change the entire dynamic of the Supreme Court by being able to nominate two new judges. We’re in for some tough roads ahead of us with this new conservative wave to come over the Supreme Court for the next 20-30 years now. The next thing you know, porn will be illegal…..

I was thinking the other day when I was at a business meeting about handshakes, I think what got me thinking was I got to meet a couple of guys; one that was shaking my hand way too hard and the second guy not hard enough.

As I sat down I was not really paying attention to the meeting, I don’t remember why. I just seemed to spend my time contemplating handshakes. I narrowed down to five basic handshakes. Two are great. Three are of the devil.

The 5 different handshakes:

The Limp Fish - If you’re sticking your hand out there to simply be squeezed, then you are a little creepy. A good, solid, firm handshake. It’ll do wonders for your self-esteem.

The Big Dick - There are the boneheads that squeeze too hard. You tend to find this from men who wear wife-beater T-shirts and/or snake skin boots. This handshake is predominately found East of the Mississippi and is usually an attempt to hide the existence of a small genital member.

Those are two unacceptable handshakes.

The Firm Handshake - This is your goal. In a forward movement, arm extended, palm to the left, contact. Wait for it. Thumbs lock, squeeze. Not too hard. Not too soft. Successful handshake established!

The Charmer - This is more a pre-50’s and/or European handshake but can still be very effective when used at the right time. Hand extends, palm to the left, thumbs lock. Light squeeze and twist until your hand is on bottom then pull. You bring the woman’s (or mans) hand to your lips and lightly kiss.

Warning: If you use this technique with a dude, there’s a chance you’ll get belted.

And this brings us to the final handshake. That which Satan himself uses on a regular basis.

The Premature Ejaculatory Handshake - I know you’ve experienced it. You go for the handshake but the “squeeze” comes too fast. Thumbs never locked. You find your fingers in a clasp. You have no control. You are at the mercy of your acquaintance. You are incomplete.

I used to wonder… what did I do wrong? How did I screw it up? Because I can’t recall ever squeezing someone’s fingers short of the thumbs locking. So clearly I must have been doing something wrong to allow myself to get boinked in the middle of the handshake.

Ahh, but with age comes experience and with experience comes knowledge.

I now realize that I was not screwing up after all. Because I never squeezed early. If your fingers get caught half in and half out of a handshake…it wasn’t you! You did nothing wrong! Your partner in this unspoken bonding premature’d.

You did right…you were waiting for the thumbs to lock before going for the squeeze! It’s your partner in the handshake that came too fast!

Why? I don’t know. Nervousness seems the best bet. Perhaps you intimidate. Perhaps there are homophobic issues and your partner in the handshake simply wants to get in and out.

For now, if you find yourself catching an unsuspecting handshake victim’s fingers in a vice… then stop it. Take a breath. Wait for the thumbs to lock, then squeeze!

And thats my 2 cents

California legislature has passed a bill to allow gay marriages in the state:

In a stunning come-from-behind victory, California’s gay allies in the state Legislature have sent a bill to legalize same-sex marriage to the desk of Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Led by San Francisco Assemblyman Mark Leno, the bill passed the state Senate last week by one vote, but was expected to have a tough time passing the Assembly. On Tuesday night, however, the marriage bill squeaked through the lower house without a vote to spare.

Its passage makes California the first state in the nation to legalize same-sex marriage through legislative action, a historic first that may well be nullified by a veto pen.

However I think AH-nold will veto the bill once it reaches his desk. He’s pretty conservative and I can’t imagine him letting this pass.

I can actually understand why people don’t want to legalize gay marriage, I get where they’re coming from. They somehow think that if they legalize this, they’ll be public gay sex in the streets and queers holding hands at the mall, etc. Basically they’re afraid. However I wish they’d understand where we’re coming from.

If my partner has brain damage and we’ve been together 50 years and he’s a vegetable, I’m not allowed to make the decision to pull the plug or to keep him alive because I’m not legally his spouse. Or if I get a job and they have great insurance benefits and my partner has no health insurance, I’m not allowed to put him on my policy because we aren’t married. I could go on….there are many benefits that married couples have that same sex couples do not. I would even be willing to compromise, don’t legalize gay marriage as a religious right but do legalize gay marriage as a legal right. I would want my partner to be recognized legally as my partner and get all the same legal benefits as straight married couples. It’s only fair! We are humans too!

Anyhow good luck to those in the State Of California with this new marriage bill, we’ll be rooting for you!