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The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. Read the fun facts below about the body.
This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering we were designed the way we were.

-Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream.

-The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.

-You use 200 muscles to take one step.

-The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.

-Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.

-A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands.

-A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.

-The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.

-The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica.

-It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

-The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.

-Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.

-At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a single cell.

-There is about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

-Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of water to a boil.

-The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.

-Your teeth start growing 6 months before you are born

-When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, and they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.

-Your thumb is the same length of your nose.

We hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving. Most of us spend time with our families and had lots of Turkey and Pumpkin Pie! My most favorite.

So for those of you who celebrate Thanksgiving - Happy Thanksgiving!

We want to wish everyone a Happy & Safe Halloween!

Have fun and have lots of gory sex!

Imagine a place where all your dreams and inhabitations disappear and you can fuck every guy in sight!

I was surfing porn today, just like the most of you do and came across this fun and unique looking site. I got out my credit card and decided to pay for the 3 day trial; after all it was only a $1.85 for 3 days, a steal if you ask me. I found tons of sexy guys and model photos all in HD quality formats. I would have to say you’re crazy not to at least take a look. Only because it allowed me to dream away and feel like I was really on the beach. I love oceans and beaches so I was in love with the site right away.

I want to get your opinions on the site, let me know what you thought in the comments below.

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Hey everyone,

Sorry I havent been posting much in the last week. I had a mini vacation where I was not able to post everyday like I would have liked to. I was out with my family whom I havent seen for 2 years, so it was nice to go camping deep in the woods where I was able to take great photos, one of my favorite hobbies and also enjoy time away from city life.

Here is a photo I took:

You can see from the picture above there is still a lot of snow in the mountains above 12,000 feet. It was very toasty this last week so the rivers are high and most all of the snow will be gone in the next couple weeks.

I wanted to let all of you know I am back to post more great photos and movies this week. Monday will be Free Movie Monday again where you can be sure to check out movie samples from some of my favorite XXX sites. Everyone have a great week!

~ James

Masturbation with the intent to orgasm is about building up the stimulation over time until your body can’t take it anymore. If you’re having trouble, be sure to use some kind of lubrication, and grip fairly hard. A lot of it is mental, too — concentrate on the feelings you’re producing. Close your eyes and think of the sexiest person or situation you can imagine. It helps if this “fantasy” of yours corresponds to the physical feelings you’re experiencing (ex. you can imagine that this sexy person is masturbating you…) Also, try moving your hips around; contract your pelvic muscles rhythmically as if you were actually thrusting. You can also move your body in rhythm.

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Take your time to reflect, don’t you wish you were here?

Some gay men are natural seducers, others learn through hard trial-and-error.If you fall into the latter category, here’s a few tips to save you some grief in the game of picking up gay men:

Steps

1. Tone down your repulsive aspects. Do you really need anyone to tell you that appearance is important to gay guys? Lose your gut, trim your beard, press your pants, get some new clothes with designer labels on them. The goal is not to look like Adonis (though that would be good if you can), but to maximize whatever natural attractiveness you have.

2. Stop letting your appearance be an excuse to hide. Have you ever seen a super-hot guy wander off with someone you wouldn’t give the time of day to? That’s because the art of seduction has a lot more to do with social skills than with naked physical attraction. It’s not 30 pounds you need to lose to pick up more men—it’s your inner fears.

3. Approach guys. Approach a lot of guys. To get started in the pick-up game, you have to get out of your shell. As hard as it may be, you need to go where gay men are and learn to approach them. And not just one or two guys, but many guys, guys single and in groups, old guys, young guys, and ugly guys, in the bars and in the bank line. If you can’t strike up a conversation, you don’t have a chance to pick up and eventually seduce someone you’re attracted to.

4. Don’t hesitate. Nothing conveys indecision and nervousness like hesitation. Indecision and nervousness are not attractive traits. So practice the three-second rule: train yourself to approach your target within three seconds of seeing him.

5. Learn some approaches. Approaches are an excuse—any excuse—to start a conversation with someone: “How do I get to Hyatt Hotel?â€? “There’s some lint on your collar.â€? “I noticed something about you…â€? The easiest of all approaches is simply to smile and say “hi.â€? Forget pick up lines–“I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.â€? “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?â€?—they’re phony, convey too much sexual interest, and leave you no place to go.

6. Have a opener. You’ve exchanged a few words. What happens next is crucial. You’ve got to navigate from being a complete stranger that your target is humoring to being someone he actually wants to talk to. For that develop some openers, standard conversational ploys that will draw your target in. Try something startling: “That wasn’t your car on fire in the parking lot, was it?� “Did you see those two guys fighting outside?� Or get an opinion: “Hey, can I ask you a question? What’s the best way to get revenge on an ex? This guy I know…� Develop your opener into a little routine by adding vivid details (“One fireman was so hunky that…�) Get your target involved and keep him engaged until he gives signs of starting to relax. Sometimes it helps to give the opener a time constraint so that he thinks you’ll shortly be on your way (“I’ve got to go find my friend, but…)

7. Learn disinterested interest. He suspects you’re trying to pick him up, but keep him off balance to give time for his attraction to develop. That means to keep talking in a friendly way while pretending you’re not really that interested sexually.

8. Don’t compliment–neg. Since compliments (“I love your smile!â€?) give away your attraction, throw them in the dust bin with the pick-up lines. Instead, learn to neg. Negging is the art of giving a half-compliment, setting up a dissonance in your pick-up target. Examples: “I love your smile—are you wearing braces?â€? “That’s a nice shirt—did you get it at the outlet mall?â€? “I’ve never seen hair like that before.â€? The neg should always sound friendly and positive and only subliminally be insulting. It excites your subject by sending contradictory signals spinning in his brain, excitement he will be intrigued to resolve.

9. Demonstrate your social value to allow him to be attracted. Don’t stop talking, but don’t just talk aimlessly. Learn to be funny and entertaining and cast yourself in a positive light in the stories you tell. Tell him about the time you went camping and scared away the bear, or how great your new gym routine is making you feel. Talk about ex-boyfriends or hang a “friend� around your shoulder to demonstrate that others think you’re attractive. Give him, in other words, enough ammunition to allow himself to be attracted to you. When he is, you’ll see the signals in his eyes and body language that indicates his increasing interest.

10. Touch. Touch early and often to get the ball rolling. But make sure your touches are motivated, not crude pawing. Examine his cool wristwatch. Flatten his mussed-up collar. Slap away his too-familiar fingers. Crack his neck. Test his kiss-ability quotient. To leave him wanting more, let your touches be fleeting. No clamping your hand on his ass and leaving it there.

11. Isolate, move, and keep developing rapport. Invite him to a quieter corner of the bar, and maybe then outside for a breath of air or to a pizza place you know where you can grab a slice of pizza. Oh, yeah, and maybe your place to check on a pet?

12. Approach the art of seduction as a learnable skill. There are many books on the subject (start with Tony Clink’s book available at Amazon) and the Internet has a host of straight and at least one gay website (listed below) giving tons of seduction advice. Read, participate, question, share. And of course experiment and have fun.

Tips

* It’s not polite to hit on straight men once they’ve made their preferences known. They don’t like it any more than you would like being hit on by a straight woman.

* It’s sometimes possible to pick up straight men if they are suggestible or drunk enough, or if there are special circumstances (like women being present). In the vast majority of cases, trying to pick up a straight man involves getting someone to do something they don’t really enjoy. It’s not nice to pressure or trick people into doing that.

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One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring at her.

When she asked him why, he said, “I want to ask you something, but I don’t want to offend you.”

She said, “You can’t offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything.”

The cab driver then said, “Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow job.”

She said, “Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions. You have to be single, and you have to be Catholic.”

Immediately the cab driver said, “Oh, yes! I’m single and I’m Catholic!”

The nun said, “Okay, pull into that alley.”

The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went to work. Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying.

The nun said, “My child, what’s the matter?”

He said tearfully, “Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied…I’m married and I’m Jewish!”

The nun replied, “That’s okay. My name’s Bruce and I’m on my way to a costume party!”

—— 2nd Joke:

A gay couple had been partnered for 25 years and was celebrating the 60th birthday of one of them. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each.

The one who was giving the party said, “We’ve blown all our money on parties and fine dining and decorating this house, I’ve never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world.”

The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He had the tickets in his hand.

Next, it was the birthday boy’s turn. He paused for a moment, and then with a sly grin said, “Well, I’d like a boyfriend 30 years younger than me.”

The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.

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The art of Fellatio, giving head or blowjobs, and lastly suck my cock!
Sucking a mans cock is not innate, it’s a skill you can master and if you follow the rules below you will be part of the competition for those who love to give head. After all, who doesn’t like a good blowjob once in a while?

The Good News:

It’s easy to learn how to be a terrific cock sucker. I’m going to tell you exactly how!

It doesn’t matter what setting you choose, you can be home in bed or parked on Sunset Boulevard, but seek whatever level of privacy you need to feel relaxed and sexy. For the purpose of this book, let’s say you’re on a couch. You’re with a man you like and you know he’d love to have a good blow job about now. Slip down on the floor between his legs and open his fly. Reach in and touch his prick. If he’s hot for you, it will already be hard. If he’s nervous, it may still be bent up inside his shorts. Grab hold of his cock and lean up to his face and kiss him. See if you can feel a response down below. Any movement is a good sign. Now pull his cock out and see how it stands. If it’s straight up, you’re doing great, otherwise, here’s what to do: Pull his balls out. If the pants are too tight, pull them down. Now hold his balls in your left hand and his cock in your right. Squeeze it gently down toward the bottom of the shaft and get ready to suck. Run your tongue over your lips to get them good and wet and look into your man’s face. He wants to watch you suck him off. All men love to watch. Now open your mouth just slightly to tease and excite your man and come very close to his cock. Breathe on him, blow on him with your hot breath. Stick your tongue out again and reach for him, tease him.

Making sure your tongue is dripping wet, begin at the bottom of his shaft and lick upwards, slowly. Turn your head sideways and pretend to take a bite of him, gently setting your teeth into his flesh. Wet him again with your tongue and use your hand to spread the liquid around if necessary. A wet cock looks and sounds a lot sexier than a dry one. Your left had meanwhile is massaging those balls, perhaps scratching them lightly with your fingernails. You may also want to reach behind and underneath the balls to get to that ever-so-sensitive area just before the anus, or even to run your fingers over his asshole very lightly. Since the muscle that cause erection originates back there, this will produce a reaction in his cock. After you’ve licked his shaft lots of times and it’s all wet and hard, your man is going to start squirming with frustration if you don’t start

getting serious. A quick look up at his face will let you know when you’re taking things too far. Teasing is great…to a point. A little experience in cock-sucking will educate you as to just when that point has been reached.

On one of your upward swings with your tongue, from the base of his shaft to the rim of his knob, don’t stop. Continue your long, wet lick over the top of his cock, lingering at the hole in the center. Stick your tongue into it, if you can, but don’t suck the head yet. Now run your tongue around the rim of his knob, all the way around, making frequent passes on the tender skin directly facing you. This is where most men are the most sensitive. But not all men! That’s one thing a good cock sucker has to learn to do, as soon as you’re comfortable, that is. Ask questions. Each man is unique and so is his cock. Squeeze the shaft and see if some clear liquid pops up. If it does, dip your tongue into it and pull away. It will stretch with you and look fantastically erotic to your partner. Now, make like you love the stuff. Close in on that cockhead like it was chocolate ice-cream and take the whole knob into your hot mouth. Hold it there. Listen to him moan. Now down quickly and take as much of his cock as you can get into your mouth.

Don’t worry, you won’t choke. If you bend your neck in just the right way, you can take it clear into your throat. Stay there, with the cock down your mouth, for just a moment. Feel it inside of you. This can be almost as luscious as having one in your ass. It grows on you. At this point you can do several things. This is one of them: Slide back up to the tip of the cock and flick your tongue against it. Your man will be getting antsy now, wanting you to deep-throat him some more. But don’t let him bully you. If he had his way, it’d be over in two minutes and what fun is that? Moving as fast as he can handle it (don’t let him come yet), slide up and down on his cock as if you’re fucking him. If he gets too close to coming, stop, or at least slow down. If you can’t get all the way down to the bottom of his prick, you can cheat a little by using that right hand of yours to complete the sensation of deep throating him. It still looks as if you’ve got the whole thing in your mouth and still feels like it. You can also slide your fingers, made in an O-shape around the shaft, up and down with the rhythm of your sucking. That’s another thing. Besides just mouthing the cock, you can suck it which is quite different. There are deep-sucks and little ones and both feel damned great. Your man may have a preference, however, so watch his reactions. Taking just the knob in your mouth, suck it as if it were a nipple or a straw. This feels so good tot the man, it makes my pussy hot just thinking about it. The other suck is a long, sweeping one, where you take the whole cock and suck it all the way up like you would a popsicle and then go back and do it again, sucking on the way down as well. Here is an important thing to know: Any of these moves will feel great the first few times or more, but after a while, it’s as if the cock gets immune to feeling. When you sense this, it’s time to move onto your next play. You don’t want the cock to go to sleep. You want it constantly stimulated, almost, but not quite, to the point of orgasm. Which is just about where we are now. You’ve got a raging hard-on in your right hand and some tight balls in your left. Lean back and take a look at it. It’s beautiful, isn’t it?

Move your right hand all the way to the base of the cock and squeeze it there. This will cause the shaft to fill and thicken, and by now the knob, will be shining and smooth. Continue to take the prick into your mouth and suck and try out all your various moves until you know the man can’t stand anymore and he’s going to blast off. What you do now is between you and your lover. Personally, I like to watch it shoot. It gives me visual images for my wet dreams and besides, it’s a thrill to see the spurting cum. It’s amazing how much of that stuff comes out and how far it shoots. If you want to watch, you’ll feel it coming with your right hand and know when to back off. You can even try to catch some on your tongue if you’re fast. You might want to swallow it, not to mention lots of guys like to have it swallowed. Be careful to back up a little when it goes off though or you’ll gag on it and that’s not too romantic. Take it into your mouth and hold it there and then swallow it. Another solution, and this is a nice one too, unless you’re making love where you can’t make a mess, is to let the warm, wonderful juices gush into your mouth and then slide around the already wet cock. It make it so slippery and delightful to touch! You’ll want to run your hands through it, feeling that hard cock all the way up, smoothing the glistening cum over the knob. This makes a great sensual image too, for you and for your man. Now you’ve given your man a blow job that he’ll not forget. Believe me, if you follow my instructions, this guy will want to see a lot more of you. I’ve heard from men that one woman in fifty knows how to give good head. The rest act like it’s a big favor. Which is another point i should make. If you don’t like to give head and you’ve tried to learn to like it and it still doesn’t work, don’t give up. Maybe you’ll like it more as you grow older. Men say older women are much better at giving head. But I should warn you, there are a lot of girls and guys out here who love to give to head and we’re going to be stiff competition for you shy ones.

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