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One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring at her.
When she asked him why, he said, “I want to ask you something, but I don’t want to offend you.”
She said, “You can’t offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything.”
The cab driver then said, “Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow job.”
She said, “Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions. You have to be single, and you have to be Catholic.”
Immediately the cab driver said, “Oh, yes! I’m single and I’m Catholic!”
The nun said, “Okay, pull into that alley.”
The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went to work. Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying.
The nun said, “My child, what’s the matter?”
He said tearfully, “Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied…I’m married and I’m Jewish!”
The nun replied, “That’s okay. My name’s Bruce and I’m on my way to a costume party!”
—— 2nd Joke:
A gay couple had been partnered for 25 years and was celebrating the 60th birthday of one of them. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each.
The one who was giving the party said, “We’ve blown all our money on parties and fine dining and decorating this house, I’ve never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world.”
The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He had the tickets in his hand.
Next, it was the birthday boy’s turn. He paused for a moment, and then with a sly grin said, “Well, I’d like a boyfriend 30 years younger than me.”
The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.
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